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英语幽默笑话:瞎眼乞丐 A blind beggar

作者:落叶 来源: www.xfmw.cn 时间: 2018-05-27 阅读: 在线投稿

There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money.

一个盲人乞丐戴着墨镜在乞讨。

A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.

一个醉汉经过,觉得乞丐很可怜就扔给了他100美元。

After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to check if it was genuine.

醉汉走了几步之后,转身看到盲人正拿着钱在太阳底下检查它是不是真的。

The drunk man, feeling cheated, ran back and snatched the money back, “You’re gonna die! How dare you cheat me...”

醉汉觉得自己受骗了,就跑回去把钱一把夺回,说到:“你会不得好死的!竟敢骗我。。。。。。”

The blind man, not wanting to feel like a cheater, retorted, “Hey man, I’m sorry, I’m just here to replace my friend who really is blind. He went to the bathroom, and should be right back...Actually...I’m mute.”

盲人不想让人觉得他是个骗子,就反驳道,“嘿,兄弟。对不起,我只是来这替我的朋友的,他才是真的盲人。他去厕所了,马上就回来。。。。。。事实上。。。。。。我是个哑巴。”

“Oh, oh, in that case...” whereupon the drunk threw the money back and stumbled away.

“哦,这样的话。。。。。。”于是醉汉又把钱扔了回去,跌跌撞撞地走了。


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